Things you never thought you’d find in a bathroom.

In the bathroom of the Varisty pub on West Street, Sheffield. I found a machine which dispenses the following.
The pictures speak for themselves.
Apologies for the poor quality.

Exhibit A: The jumping pecker. “Wind me up and watch me go”

Exhibit B: Flashing Nipples. “Brings new meaning to flashing the lads”

Exhibit C: Devil’s Surprise- Mystery Box. At least 3 items!

Exhibit D: Sticky Willy. :\

Exhibit E: Glow-doms. “Condoms that glow in the dark.”

Exhibit F: Vibrating Ring. “For Triple Pleasure.” Free condom included!

Exhibit G: Refillable lighter. “With naughty chat-up lines.”

And finally… *drumroll*

Old Faithful!

Exhibit H: Vibrator. “Quality Smooth Metallic Vibration.”

..and to think that all I really wanted to do was pee.

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